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A winner and a joke
Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

The winner of the last 30 Days of Giveaways prize is…Darby! Darby, email me!

Someone who knows I’m into cowboys sent me this joke:

The Zipper

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg . She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn’t.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!”

The Texan smiled and drawled, “Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.”

:lol:

8 comments to “A winner and a joke”

  1. Darby Lohrding
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      · November 2nd, 2008 at 10:39 am · Link

    yeah! Thank you Delilah, I just knew you wouldn’t forget me!!
    Thank you thank you!!!
    Darby
    darbyscloset at yahoo dot com

    Oh and I’ll email you right away!



  2. Susan
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      · November 2nd, 2008 at 10:43 am · Link

    Congratulations, Darby!

    Delilah, That joke is hysterical! :lol:



  3. Fedora
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      · November 2nd, 2008 at 1:01 pm · Link

    LOL! Thanks for that, Delilah! And congrats, Darby! Woohoo!



  4. Brandy Walker
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      · November 2nd, 2008 at 2:18 pm · Link

    Congrats Darby.

    Love the joke Delilah. I’ll probably send that on to my MIL. She loves stuff like that. :wink:



  5. kh
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      · November 2nd, 2008 at 7:43 pm · Link

    wtg darby



  6. Sue A.
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      · November 3rd, 2008 at 4:01 am · Link

    Congrats Darby!
    Loved the joke Delilah!



  7. Nancy Bristow
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      · November 3rd, 2008 at 2:39 pm · Link

    Congrats Darby!

    I also loved the joke and laughed out loud :grin:



  8. Karin
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      · November 3rd, 2008 at 4:37 pm · Link

    Congratulations, Darby!

    I love the joke, Delilah! :lol: