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I have a ton of things to do today. Mainly, get to the tailor shop with those new jeans. The shorts were too short, the regulars too long. It’s a curse being 5’4″—you’re neither petite or average.
Oh, did I even tell you about the jeans? You know I have a cruise coming up, right? And that I’ve been dieting. My old jeans are falling off my ass. So I went to town to shop. I entered my favorite store and headed to the women’s section (okay, so I call it the fat ladies section—not PC, but when you’re heavy you like to go for the shock and instant smile when you ask the skinny-assed clerk to tell you where it is!). A tall, LOVELY black lady walked up to me, saw the size 16 jeans I held and shook her head. “Uh-uhn, girl, you need booty jeans!”
She walked me to MISSES and gave me stacks of jeans in sizes I just knew I wouldn’t get past my thighs—but damn! I’d dropped 3-5 numbers on the sizes. I haven’t been this thin since Dr. Evil radiated my thyroid!
I’d like to get some pages in today, but I’m still decompressing from NaNo. I might just get online and promo the hell out Raw Silk. What can I say about it? “Four-ple!” Funny! Sexy! All pale, pale words for the adventure that awaits you.
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