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Silly Jokes (Contest)
Thursday, July 22nd, 2021

UPDATE: The winner of the gift card is…Becky!
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My family laments the fact I can’t deliver a punchline of a joke to save my life. In fact, they know I only remember one joke. One. Period. They ask me to tell it on occasion. It goes like this…

“What does the snail say as it rides on the turtle’s back?”

Of course, everyone groans and grimaces before I raise my hands like I’m holding a horse’s reins and say, “Whee!”

Everyone has a really bad joke, right? Even if they have only one!

So, your challenge today, should you accept it, is to tell us that joke! One lucky jokester will win a $5 Amazon gift card! Go!

14 comments to “Silly Jokes (Contest)”

  1. Anna Taylor Sweringen
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    · July 22nd, 2021 at 12:39 pm · Link

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid Colonel Saunders.



  2. Angel M Shaw
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    · July 22nd, 2021 at 12:43 pm · Link

    Wanna hear a dirty joke? Kid falls in the mud.
    Wanna hear a clean joke? Kid takes a bath.



  3. Colleen C.
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    · July 22nd, 2021 at 12:54 pm · Link

    Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to see the doctor?
    He felt crummy.



  4. Delilah
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    · July 22nd, 2021 at 1:34 pm · Link

    LOL. I love these!



  5. Becky Parsons
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    · July 22nd, 2021 at 2:15 pm · Link

    Well gee! You already told my one joke! Wheeeeeee!



  6. Mary Preston
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    · July 22nd, 2021 at 4:44 pm · Link

    A cheese factory has exploded in France.

    There’s de brie everywhere.



  7. bn100
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    · July 22nd, 2021 at 6:05 pm · Link

    What did one potato say to the other in dark?

    “Eye” can’t see you.



  8. ButtonsMom2003
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    · July 23rd, 2021 at 12:51 am · Link

    OK, I admit I looked on the internet to find one because I can’t remember a joke to save my life. Since I used to work with computers, I liked this one:

    What does a baby computer call its father?
    Data.



  9. Beth
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    · July 23rd, 2021 at 2:15 am · Link

    To be honest I can’t think of a single joke. I’ve never been one to tell jokes enough to remember any that I might have ever used.



  10. Debra Guyette
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    · July 23rd, 2021 at 6:10 am · Link

    If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…
    … and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

    European.



  11. Becky
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    · July 23rd, 2021 at 7:18 pm · Link

    How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a little boogie in it 😃

    Now you know my only joke that I can rattle off quickly!



  12. Cindy
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    · July 24th, 2021 at 9:00 am · Link

    What do you get when you goose a ghost? A hand full of sheet.



  13. Jennifer Beyer
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    · July 30th, 2021 at 8:38 pm · Link

    Getting to the top of the hill was fun but it was all downhill from there.



  14. Delilah
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    · July 31st, 2021 at 7:41 am · Link

    Oh, those were some terrible jokes! And enjoyed every one! Thanks!!

    The winner of the gift card is…Becky!



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