UPDATE: The winner of the gift card is…Becky!
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My family laments the fact I can’t deliver a punchline of a joke to save my life. In fact, they know I only remember one joke. One. Period. They ask me to tell it on occasion. It goes like this…

“What does the snail say as it rides on the turtle’s back?”

Of course, everyone groans and grimaces before I raise my hands like I’m holding a horse’s reins and say, “Whee!”

Everyone has a really bad joke, right? Even if they have only one!

So, your challenge today, should you accept it, is to tell us that joke! One lucky jokester will win a $5 Amazon gift card! Go!