UPDATE: The winners are…Shirley Long, Peggy Fowler, and Carol Cox!
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It’s a silly picture, but I like it. Solve the puzzle then comment. Have fun with the challenge!

Christmas Puzzle Contest

Comment for a chance to win your choice of download from among my huge backlist of books! I’ll pick THREE WINNERS!

UPDATE: The winner is…Gemma!
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I have two, so not yet a collection, but I do love them. I have a large Wizard of Oz one and a small Washington D.C. one. You have to solve the puzzle to know what the heck I’m talking about! Have fun!

Christmas Puzzle Contest

For a chance to win a $5 Amazon gift card, solve the puzzle then answer the question, “Do you have one of these or a collection?”

UPDATE: The winners are…Evie, Amanda, and Linda Richter!
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Back in the day when I wrote strictly erotic romances… There was the little book that could…

The Pleasure Bot was a story I loved writing. I smiled my way through it. The story has some of my favorite tropes—mistaken identity and hiding in plain sight. Add a playful and annoying personnel AI computer, a pirate with a sense of humor, and a woman who thinks she only wants to get off—and you have it.

The story played well with reviewers:

• Nominated for Best Erotic Romance and 4 ½ Stars and TOP PICK! from Romantic Time BookClub Magazine, “…Hot sex, sidesplitting humor and an out-of-this-world story set this erotica apart from the rest!”
• Also, 5 Flames from Sizzling Romances; 5 Stars from Just Erotic Romances; 5 Stars from eCataRomance

Give it a go! The Pleasure Bot is book 4 in the Planet Desire series but is completely standalone. It exists in that universe, but the characters never cross paths. And isn’t that cover just lickable?

The Pleasure Bot

4 ½ Stars and TOP PICK! from RT BookClub Magazine, “…Hot sex, sidesplitting humor and an out-of-this-world story set this erotica apart from the rest!”

Bringing new meaning to battery operated boyfriend…

Priscilla Potter rents the latest sex toy, a better-than-lifelike pleasure robot, for a little weekend R&R. However, her fantasy companion isn’t quite what she expected. He’s unshaven, uncouth, and doesn’t seem to understand she’s in charge of her own pleasure. But she soon decides the on-line shop got the order just right. As the weekend draws to a close, she has to find a way to keep her robot past its return date.

Bootlegging “entrepreneur” Declan O’Hanlon needs a place to lay low until he can figure out how to liberate his crew and ship from Customs impound. The “uninhabited” house he picks for his hideout actually belongs to a sex kitten who mistakes him for her latest toy. Intrigued by the idea of being a woman’s fantasy come true, Declan does what any red-blooded man would do–he pretends to be her acquisition. But he doesn’t count on Priss being quite so irresistible. As the time depart nears he wonders how he can ever leave her behind.

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The Contest

I’ll give away a free download of any of the Planet Desire stories to three lucky commenters! Just let me know if humor is something you like in a story!

Click on the covers to learn more!

UPDATE: The winner is…Denise Fidler!
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It’s Saint Nicholas Day! The kids (and I, my daughter insisted) left our shoes out last night for Santa to fill. Everyone got coins and small gifts—the first year there’s been no coal (candy, that is)!! I guess I was a good girl because he left me fuzzy socks/slippers, koala Post-its-style bookmarks, a Wonder Woman pen, and candy!

I have only one gift left to buy. And I have a couple of small things left to make. My SIL is very proud of his Scottish heritage, so I thought I’d try to paint him some thistle. I tried this in gouache, but I think I’ll do it again in pastels before I decide which one to frame. Think he’ll like it? And no worries about him seeing it here. He NEVER checks out my website. 🙂

Christmas Puzzle Contest

For a chance to win your choice of download from among all my downloadable books, tell me what the little man is saying!

UPDATE: The winner is…Heidi McKeon!
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Tell me a story—Who are these people? What’s their story?—for a chance to win a $5 Amazon gift card! 

The story doesn’t have to be great. I’m not going to judge you. You can have fun with it. We need to use our imaginations every once in a while. 🙂

It’s Saturday, and all of our family (other than my police officer SIL) slept in late. My To Do list is #17 items long! No way will I finish. Tonight, we’re eating in the living room on TV trays while we gather to watch The Christmas Chronicles 2. Can’t wait, so whatever I get done by that time is ALL I’ll get done!

This afternoon, I’m closing out the contests I ran on Kris Michael’s FB party, so there’s still time to enter! I gave a way a FREE book, and there are other books, multiple winners, a gift card, etc., still up for grabs. Go find those posts and ENTER! Here’s the link: Kris Michael’s Days of Authors

Open Contests!

Enter these contests before they’re gone!

1. Hidden Treasures (Puzzle-Contest) — Last day to enter! Win an Amazon gift card!
2. Reina Torres: Everyone Needs a Gingerbear (Contest) — Last day to enter! Win a FREE book!
3. Heading into December… (Contest) — Win an Amazon gift card!
4. It’s beginning to look a lot like… (Puzzle-Contest) — Win an Amazon gift card!
5. A FB Party! And he’s warming his toes at the North Pole… (Puzzle-Contest) — Win an Amazon gift card!

UPDATE: The winner is…Amanda Logan!
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Today, I’m hanging out at Kris Michaels’ Guardian Angels Facebook page! I’ll be posting throughout the day! I’ve already posted a FREE book and the first contest! So be sure to drop by!

Puzzle Contest

Solve the puzzle and tell me which box is yours inside the image—and what’s inside it!— for a chance to win a $5 Amazon gift card! 

UPDATE: The winner is…Jennifer Beyer!
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I’m thinking any chance I get this month, I’m going to throw up a cute Christmas puzzle for y’all to solve. Jigsaws are good for the brain and a great excuse to take a “me time” break—my gift to you during this busy holiday month! Enjoy! ~DD

Puzzle Contest

Solve the puzzle and pick your favorite element inside the image for a chance to win a $5 Amazon gift card! And if that element means something special to you, please share why!