Once upon a time a naïve author *raises hand* wrote a book. And then she wrote another book *wipes brow* and then she found kink. Holy shitballs batman!! KINK IS AMAZING!!!
Then this slightly less naïve author *fist pump* had a book accepted. YEA!! And then she wrote LOTS MORE KINK Books including Nico’s Curse!
But then the publisher who was supposed to be like Glenda the good witch (yes most of you know who I’m talking about) stopped paying me for my books. BOOO!!! *covers eyes* Turns out I was dealing with the green witch with the stripey socks who stole the ruby red slippers.
WANNA KNOW THE HAPPY EVER AFTER!?!??! *peeks through fingers*
I have ALL my rights back now. ALL OF THEM!!!
Including the rights for Nico’s Curse which I just re-released AND made a print book of too! *double fist pump*
Being proud of what I wrote and being able to pimp it again is so awesome!!
What better way to celebrate then to have a giveaway!!!! Here’s what’s up for grabs!!! Print books and buttons and a cute bag and lots more goodies from some of my favorite peeps!!
Super easy to enter. Just comment below what your favorite curse word is! Mine currently is fucktard. It just makes me smile every time I say it!! So leave me some deliciously dirty words below so I can add them into my repertoire!
And I hope you’ll take a peek at Nico’s Curse if you like things kinky with a bit of a paranormal twist!! Good luck and don’t forget to leave your email address in your comment so I can notify the winner!!
Trapped in a lonely prison is where he’ll stay until he finds love in more than just a dream.
Domenico was cursed six long years ago by a witch determined to teach him a lesson. A lesson in life, loss, and understanding that to love is to put someone first…always.
His only escape from his beautiful prison is a dating site called Crossroads. He can choose only one woman a year to contact. One woman to convince, in nothing more than a week, that he’s worthy of her love. But there’s a catch. She must fall asleep during a video chat so he can crawl through his laptop into her world. Then all bets are off.
His curse becomes his salvation when his beautiful submissive Rose is nothing but a dream away.
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Jennifer Kacey is a writer, mother, and business owner living with her miniman in Texas. She sings in the shower, plays piano in her dreams, and has to have a different color of nail polish every week. The best advice she’s ever been given? Find the real you and never settle for anything less.
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fuckton I so get in trouble for that!!
Another one that I use a lot is Fuck a duck
These are a few of my favorite things!!
I laughed so hard this morning reading these!
You guys delight me!!
It’s a toss up between two of my favorites…douche canoe that i first ‘ heard’ thanks to my favorite authors return trip through us customs… and…drumroll please, twatwaffle makes me giggle like a demented troll every single time!
Hugs to my favorite author! And congrats on getting all your rights back too much awesomeness!
Fudge it!!! Got little ones around so I had to change a lot of words,lol.
My favorite is more like a sentence! shitgoddammit 👿 Thanks for the giveaway! I’ve read Nico’s Curse and it’s a hot story!
I hate putting my email address in comment forms but if I win Delilah has it! 🙂
First, happy dancing for you, Jennifer!!! What a long, winding road to getting those rights reverted!! So glad to hear you have your preciouses back!!
And I probably use “crap!” the most, mainly because I am frequently in the presence of my children and their friends, who do still serve as the language police should I accidentally (?!) let an f-bomb fly… 😯
I am not really a curser… my little nephew is around, so I use fudgsicle, darnit, or sugar honey ice tea.
I guess I’m not as nice as the other ladies because usually I don’t “kind of” say the word, I really say it. Yep, one of my favorites that I use way too much is FUCK. My husband and I throw that back and forth all the time. F it, F you, F a duck and his favorite “F ’em and feed ’em fish heads”. Don’t have a clue where that came from. We’re the only 2 here so we say just about anything. When others are around, I do tone it down and use “frack” instead of that other word. 🙂
I’m also a big fan of dammit it to hell. That fits with most any situation~good, bad, or indifferent. 😈
Goddamn, and it really irritates me when someone misspells it. lol
I too am a fan of fucktard….it just encompasses so many situations, especially in my work place. I also inwardly whisper “What the actual fuck” at least 20 times a day. 😈
I hard ever curse but when I do it’s usually asshole. And, one of the reasons is because I don’t want to constantly hear it to be honest.
Many thanks for visiting Delilah today.
First……I’m so happy you got the rights to your works back!
Dirty words……hmmm…..my best friend has a special needs son. When he was about 8-10 years old, he got really mad one day and coined the words “turkey bo-bo”. If you are really, really bad his mother will say “shoot a monkey, dad durn, shell’s bells, turkey bo-boys!”. We shoot lots of monkeys around here…lol!
My favorite is “bitch.” But unless I am yelling at my cat who doesn’t give a f&@k, I get in trouble. At one time, a bunch of friends were working hard to curb the actual cursing. So we made up words. Shuckydarn was a favorite. And of course for some of us sci-fi geeks, there is the ever popular frack or frell.
Now that I have answered the question to win all that wonderful stuff – whoopee! You got your rights back! So thrilled. I actually reviewed Nico’s Curse back when. Did you make any changes? I will post my review on the new Goodreads listing. Congrats. I think it may even be worth another read. pansyparsons at hotmail dot com
Hi!! So, so, so glad you got your rights back!! Feel bad for all the other authors out there that are still currently screwed over :/ My two favorite curse words are asswipe and fuckface 🙂 Thanks for the chance!! Email is: email@example.com
Around the kids: sugar cookies, fooey, for garden seed, darn it… The super biggie saved for extreme circumstances: “Jesus, Mary & Joseph please give me strength…When I call upon the big guys, the kids scatter 😀
When children aren’t around: craptastic, fubar, damn it. The first bomb when I hurt my self 😳
I never liked to use curse words because it always embarrassed me when I was young and a family member would curse around others. Mostly I say Dang if I get mad enough.
New author to me but really looking forward to reading your books. Love me some kink mixed with paranormal! So glad you got the rights back to your books.
As for my favorite curse words – right now since it is just me and my two dogs it varies from fractal to track to bullfeathers to tuck if I am really mad. If I want to be a little more devious, I go with military speak with Whiskey Tango Foxtrot when the situation has become a Charlie Foxtrot!
Mine is bugger. It suits all occasions.
OMG you guys completely and utterly made my day!!! This was amazing. Like……soooo amazing. Fuckface delighted me! Twatwaffle will totally get added into a book!!! And what the actual fuck…omg you guys seriously do it for me. 🙂
Jennifer Todd you’re my winner!!!!!
What the actual fuck was so epic! I’m so going to start using that one!!
Pretty please email me at jenn @ jenniferkacey.com (just take the spaces out) and tell me your snail mail address so I can send you out your goodies!!
Thank you every body so much for commenting. Totally needed the giggle this morning!!
PS – and Nico’s Curse is re-edited but it’s the same deliciously dirty story!!
My favorite curse word is Shit 😀
I guess the one that usually comes out most often is dumbass. I guess because there seems to be a lot of them out there.